Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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