puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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