No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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