ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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