I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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