Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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