I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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