i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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