he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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