Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
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That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..