Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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