Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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