she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
porn star boner night. come get it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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