So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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