its not stalking. its research.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Randomize