I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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