Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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