he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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