I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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