CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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