i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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