real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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