i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
