if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
