I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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