He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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