$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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