Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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