Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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