How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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