He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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