so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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