No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
