I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Farmville is her only friend.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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