Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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