You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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