he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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