you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Randomize
