i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
it's great music for shaving your balls
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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