yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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