Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
