Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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