I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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