he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You ruined the universe
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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