I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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