There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The struggles of a small town man whore
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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