Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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