I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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