I hate your face
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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