just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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