Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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