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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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