Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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