remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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