can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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