Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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