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I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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