cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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