When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
two words...techno handjob
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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